Got a deep sense of irony? Or just need another mask? Whether A or B or both, here are a few ways to keep the tropical vacation you didn’t have this year close to your heart mucous membranes.
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13 Tropical Face Masks
All of the following masks measure 7″ x 3.5″ and are non-medical grade. The design has an interior pocket to add a filter (however filters are not included). Machine washable with a portion of proceeds donated to COVID-19 relief.
1. Perfect Sea Waves Face Mask
Remember that time, a few months ago, when you finally landed on that perfect far-flung Thai beach and the salt did magical things to your hair and you saw sea turtles and pink dolphins and kayaked at sunset? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
2. Jungle Leaves, Banana, Monstera Face Mask
Remember the total euphoria you felt, a few months ago, when you explored the incredible gardens outside your hotel room in Thailand? The monstera leaves as big as you, the heliconia in colours you’ve never seen, the orchids galore? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
3. Thai Beach Face Mask
Remember when you finally, finally, arrived on the Thai beach of your dreams and it actually looked better than the photos? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
4. Watermelon Abstract Face Mask
Remember how incredible it was, a few months ago, to have tropical fruit for breakfast every day? The way a fresh watermelon shake perfectly cut the tropical heat and offered the ultimate refreshment – making your well-earned vacation even more relaxing? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
5. Monstera Pattern Face Mask
Remember, a few months ago, how much Bangkok’s shopping blew your mind? How you could find everything from cheap-and-cheerful souvenirs to incredible fashion designers in tiny boutiques? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
6. Painted Elephants Face Mask
Remember, a few months ago, how your lifelong dreams came true and you finally got to visit the ethical elephant sanctuary you’d researched and saved up to visit? And how you walked away from the experience determined to help such wonderful organisations? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID. (But seriously – here’s how to help).
7. Under the Coconut Palms Face Mask
Remember, a few months ago, how you briefly considered the “tourists love palm trees” cliché and then decided you didn’t care and filled your Instagram with them anyway? All the tropical swooshing and swaying as you napped in a beachfront hammock? How necessary this pure relaxation felt for your brain and your health and your sanity? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
8. Pineapple Face Mask
Remember, a few months ago, how you thought you knew and loved pineapple … and then you tasted a fresh pineapple shake on a Thai beach? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
9. Tropical Bird of Paradise Face Mask
Remember, a few months ago, when you walked out of Koh Samui Airport and couldn’t believe the tropical wonder-world before your eyes? The bird of paradise plants, the bougainvillaea in stunning shades of pink, the sheer abundance of greenery? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
10. Brushstroke Face Mask
Remember, a few months ago, when you fell in love with the tropical colours of Thailand – the silks when you visited Jim Thompson House, the cushions at Four Seasons Samui, the blues of the sea and the pinks in every flower imaginable? And how you were so happy with such vibrance and constant Thai sunshine? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
11. Thailand Tuk Tuks Face Mask
Remember, a few months ago, how Bangkok utterly thrilled you and you thought, more than once, “wow, this is really living!’ Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
12. Thai-Style Print Face Mask
Remember, a few months ago, discovering the intricacy of Thai patterns, prints and handicrafts? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
13. Dragon Fruit Face Mask
Remember, a few months ago, how you finally learned to recognise every kind of Thai fruit – and even worked up the courage to try durian? Hahaha, no you don’t. Thanks, COVID.
